Why I couldn't see you today.

Category: Writers Block

Post 1 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 10-Jun-2008 17:02:24

This morning there was a monster in my bed,
Whose face was blue, yellow and red.
Because I’m so brave and cunning, I slapped it on the nose,
And from its left ear grew a rose.

As I came down for lunch, I found a monkey in my soup,
Who drank all of the broth with an ice cream scoop.
Angry with his nonsense, I stepped on his big toe.
And chocolate tears from his eyes, began to flow.

I want to get dressed, but there is an elephant wearing my pants,
I'd bring you roses and chocolate, but that's not what he wants.
I'd love to come see you but he's squeezing my head.
I guess I'll just sit here and watch TV instead.

Post 2 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 10-Jun-2008 19:46:36

lmao what the fuck is this alex lol

Post 3 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Tuesday, 10-Jun-2008 20:40:24

roflmao! this is uniquely weird

Post 4 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 10-Jun-2008 21:21:40

Thats funny, so what happened the next day? Try continuing this poem. Lets see how many animals you put into play lol. It was fun.

Post 5 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2008 1:03:15

I can't continue, my muse is gone. One bad poem is enough.